Page One: The Title Page

Yes, nothing is safe from my snarkage, not even the title page. I'm going by the movie tie-in edition of the trade-size paperback: Much easier to jot notes in the margins (though when I started, I was working with the mass-market paperback edition, and that was a horror for writing marginalia). Actual quotes will be in italics, while snarkage will be in non-italics:

Twilight

Stephanie Meyers

:: Insert random background photo of shadowy tree silhouettes, ooh, teh spookee...::

"The Deluxe Snarkotated Edition (C) 2009. Snarkage by 'Matrix Refugee'."